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Whacko Cults of the Internet

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God Hates Shrimp

Finally, someone who pays as much attention to Leviticus 11:9-12 as they do to Leviticus 20:13.  

i want slack, i want it now, and i will hold my breath until i get it

Church of the Subgenius

Also known as the First Online Church of Bob.  The UFOs are really, really coming this year on X Day. They blew it again, and no saucers showed up this summer. Read the disclaimers first: X-Day Info

anyone seen a UFO around lately? home page of heaven's gate

Heaven's Gate

Remember them? Inquire here about job openings for web page designers.  

Universal Life Church  

Universal Life Church

Still ordaining anyone who asks, now on a web page instead of, or in additional to, mail order.

 

Church of the Holy Lawsuit. Ask about Xenu and the Marcabs

Church of $cientology

Another UFO cult.  You can pay them $300,000 for their super sekrit scriptures, or read them on the Internet for free (read about Xenu and the Marcabs)

Church of Tina

Church of Tina Chopp

Do not overlook the traditional vegetable sacrifice

church of euthanasia HQ

Church of Euthanasia

They conferred sainthood on the Heaven's Gate 39. Not for the easily offended - trust me.

fertility cult

Focus on the Family

Popular fertility cult.  Wish they'd focus on their own families and leave the rest of us alone. 

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